Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Popping Pita

I went for lunch today at my favorite little pita place. I was in between two jobs so I decided to eat there rather than take it back to the office as I usually do. I hate eating alone and always feel like a loser but things were going really well, I had the paper, it was quiet and I was ready to dive into lunch. But I was stopped dead in my eating tracks by what I saw out the pita place window. There right in front of me at the patio table was a couple (man and woman to be specific as you never know these days) and what I saw damn near made me sick. The man was sitting there smoking...gross enough but it gets worse...his girlfriend (im assuming) pushes his head to the side and proceeds to pop and mondo zit on his neck!!! I mean, ugh, double UGH! That is the sickest thing to see two people do in public, not to mention the fact that Im trying to eat here people. I turned my head as quikckly as I could but it was too late! The image of a bursting zit was already burned into my poor head. Somehow I managed to finish my lunch but it still hasnt been sitting right the rest of the day. Horrific!

8 Comments:

At 10:30 PM, Blogger shipkicker said...

dude are you sure maybe it was something worse, like a growth. awww, thats love. and like you dont manscape your boyfriend. and also, thank god for the new layout. so much more like mine. which means its better.

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger Underachiever said...

mmmmm! Now you know what the secret sauce is.

sorry that's gross.

Undr(ewwww! pop!)

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger Jen-Nae said...

Ugh...spit...cough. Oh, dont mind me, Im just dry heaving all over the place thanks to Undr.

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger anika said...

I, too, am dry heaving all over the place.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Underachiever said...

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At 9:59 PM, Blogger Underachiever said...

Dear Jen:
I apologize for my disgusting comments about the secret sauce. I will never repeat that the sauce's main ingredient is the innards of a pimple. I promise.


Dear Anika:
I apologize for my disgusting comments about the secret sauce. I will never repeat that the sauce's main ingredient is the innards of a pimple. I promise.

Undr(Dry Heaving....I have that effect on women)

PS You guys look cute when you're dry heaving.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger anika said...

Undr, thank you. I accept your apology.

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger Janie said...

jen, next time march outside and tell them that if you have to pluck out your own eyeballs due to their heinous display, you will take theirs out first! and, of course, follow it up with a double-punch-kick just to be on the safe side.

 

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