Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Why wont she go away?!?!?!

So the hooker is baaaacckkk! I hadnt seen her in awhile but she was back out there on Sunday night so Cam (the b/f) called the cops. While he was waiting for the police some big tough chick dressed in all black rode up on her bike and started yelling at the hooker (lets call her skank). So the tough girl gets off her bike and says, "i know who you are skank! you think i dont know what you do? well I do and you better never come back here!" And then outta no where tough chick in black back hands little skank and puts her in a head lock . So then people called the police and the two of them took off. So on to tonight...Im sitting watching tv, its 10:00pm. When I look out side guess what I see...yes...SKANK! Back again (damn she's brave OR stupid OR both). So I called the cops this time, Im sick of this in my area. Anyway I sat outside for 1/2 hour and no cops came. So mother nature got rid of her...it started to pour and skank left. I guess no one wanted a soggy date. I win...kinda.

4 Comments:

At 9:16 AM, Blogger Janie said...

maybe if you leave puddles of anti-freeze out she'll take the bait.

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger J- said...

Mmmm, antifreeze. Prestone. Funny, it just never quenches my thirst for some reason...

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Underachiever said...

Here is a song for Skank:

Skank Skank Skanky
Pay her for Hanky Panky
Yes she's a Ho'
Jen-Nae asks her to go
Skank Skank Skanky.

Ahthank yo'

Undr

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger shipkicker said...

dude i would think you'd want her to stay jazzes up the area a little bit

 

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