Monday, September 26, 2005

I catch people doing the sickest things

Today on my way to work, I saw something I did not want my pretty little eyes to see. I was driving in my car and approaching a red light when I noticed the car in front of me swerve into the lane beside it. So I thought to myself, "I am not following this terrible old lady-who-smokes-driver" and I switched to the other lane. When I got to the stop line I had pulled up right beside her so I looked over to see why the heck she was swerving around. Was she on a cell phone? No. Was she lighting another long cigarette/cancer stick? No. Well then what was it? I'll tell ya...she was hoarking (sp?) the biggest phlem ball I have ever seen into a tissue. I almost chucked my breakfast right then and there. I do not want to see someone cough up their lung cheese in public, so openly! Or for that matter, popping zits. SICK!


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At 5:55 PM, Blogger Chad said...

At least she wasn't a picking a honking booger... Also if I were you I'd turn on word verification to get rid of losers who want to comment spam your blog...

At 9:58 PM, Blogger shipkicker said...

uh. hmm. well. that is not hot.

At 10:28 AM, Blogger anika said...


At 4:14 PM, Blogger Gareth said...

I have a really bad picture in my mind now! I need to go and throw up somewhere, geesh.

At 9:32 PM, Blogger Underachiever said...

Writing on Madam Jen-nae's Blackboard:

I will not hock a loogey in class
I will not hock a loogey in class
I will not hock a loogey in class


PS "Lung cheese" Hahahahaha!


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