Friday, October 28, 2005

Walking fashion victim???

For the past week I have been giving my boyfriend a ride to and from work because his car called it quits. Yesterday when I was picking him up, I spotted the most pathetically dressed man or manimal if you will...ever. What caught my eye first was a tiny shit-box of a car all decked out in a hockey team's logo. And Im not just talking a flag or bumper sticker, Im talking COVERED in logos all over the body of the car. So I just had to see who was driving this thing because its quite comical looking, so I watched and I waited. And when the guys all started walking out I knew right away which one of them was driving that car. It was for sure the shaggy haired, baseball cap up too high wearing manimal. But that really isnt the worst part! The sad thing is that this guy managed to have my three most hated fashion mistakes all on his body at one time. What are the fashion blunders you ask??? Well I'll tell ya...
1. sweat pants that are tight around the ankles (with same hockey logo down the leg) in which you can make out the outline of a "package"
2. a fucking fanny pack (never ok on a man unless he needs some kind of meds at all times ie: diabetic or allergies)
3. THE WORST! SOCKS WITH SANDLES!!!
Seriously people it was bad...really bad. I happen to know that this man has a girlfriend and I really think she needs to give her head a shake before she lets him leave the house like that. And before you might think that I am a complete snob, I had my own fashion victim moment today. Actually it was VERY embarassing and it happened at work. I was working with my student, sitting beside her at her desk so I had to bend over. I noticed that a pretty good looking dad was walking by the classroom door so I looked up and smiled to be friendly...but he looked too happy. I started thinging about it and then I suddenly felt really insecure...and felt a draft. Dammit...my underware had hiked up above my pant line and my thong was showing. Not just a little bit but so much so that you could see thong, skin then pants. Some chicks dont care about this but when you are working in an elementary school its freaking mortifying. Thank God its Friday!

6 Comments:

At 5:01 PM, Blogger Gareth said...

Geesh Jen-Nae I thought we went over this. You weren't supposed to mention my fashion faux-pas. I may never message you again because of this. Ok, well I will. Just don't let it happen again :-)

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Gareth said...

Oh and I have the cold incase you were wondering. That's why I'm not out tonight! *sneeze, cough, pass the tissues*

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger Underachiever said...

I hate it when the thong thing happens to me.

Undr(do you see my bum?)

PS Mustard and French Fries go together like Frosted Flakes and cheese. mmmmm.

PPS Gareth, I'm home because I'm a loser. No cold. Achoo! oh no you gave it to me. D'oh

 
At 6:10 PM, Blogger shipkicker said...

time to bust out the granny pannies. or perhaps a longer shirt. or higher waisted pants. or all three. heather married a girl. bwahhahahahaaa

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger anika said...

*ahem* I can't help but notice it's been a week -- a WEEK -- since you blogged.

A Week!!

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger that girl possessed said...

i was about to mention the no recent blog thing and then i read shippy's comment... she takes WAY too much joy in the heather info i told her. seriously. who do you think is the man in the relationship? teehee.

 

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